Tea With The Mad Hatters

New blog. It's called:


Books Were Written To Be Read

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"So, here you are wondering what all this is about. Well, here is an explanation:

I deleted my old blog that I haven't maintained in a while (the one with my columns in it that you have no clue even existed) and decided to start a new blog because the child laborer in my yearns to be exploited. This blog will be dedicated to books (mostly ones I have read).

If you would like to know why I have decided to write a blog about books when I have a school to attend, a job to do, a harp to practice, an endangered species to save, and homework to procrastinate, then read the phrase after the 2nd-to-last comma.

But, for the psychologists out there who still need answers, here are some intricacies of mine which may have spurred a sensation in me to write this blog:

• I always thought I was a very precocious child. I would always keep this leather-bound journal with me everywhere I went, writing about anything and everything that gave me inspiration, and then tried desperately to make up witty little quotes about each happening. But, after nostalgia wandered around time like a ghost, it finally came into reality as I read through that journal and I realized I was really just a pretentious child.
• I have always wanted to work at the Barnes and Nobles in my town, but everybody who comes in knows absolutely nothing about books, possibly due to the fact that it is too close to the Old Country Buffet.
• I know a lot of quotes from books because I read a lot of books about quotes from a lot of books.
• Sometimes when I read a book, I end up reading my dictionary more."